tyleroakley:

When he said, “Vroom vroom,” I literally got chills.

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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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n3ck-deep:

If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings or Star Wars all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.

(Source: gn4rwolves)

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commanderlizabiz:

princeichi:

gosh thor followed me into the bathroom

and the whole time i was trying to concentrate, he just sat there in the bathtub, very loudly licking his butt.

oh my god I forgot that your cat is named thor so I actually thought you meant like god of thunder thor and holy shit the mental images

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mosoli: im still laughing at this View high resolution

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

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theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

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(Source: facebook.com)

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PIRATES, YE BE WARNED

(Source: morgrana)

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notordinaryfashion: Christian Dior Haute Couture - John Galliano View high resolution

notordinaryfashion:

Christian Dior Haute Couture - John Galliano

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Teen Wolf Season 2 Extras: Tyler Posey + Shirtless Montage

(Source: halechester)

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binggreengellerbuffaytribbiani:

ross geller yelling

(Source: iamnevertheone)

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but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher

  • Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
  • The Doctor:
  • Student:
  • The Doctor:
  • Student:
  • The Doctor: brb
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dustclouds:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

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pizza:

*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*

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